(Image: current Australia Post stamp)
Dear Mr Gay,
I write in relation to your latest cycling and road missives. Clearly your government believes upon the necessity of putting a stop to cycling outrages, and clearly none of you know how to do so.
There are two, and only two, ways in which this can be done. Both will be effectual:
1. Kill every female cyclist in New South Wales.
2. Repeal mandatory helmet laws.
(Scone, sometimes Newtown)
(with heartfelt apologies to Bertha Brewster, suffragette, for my appropriation of her fine letter to the UK government in 1913)
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